Notes From Cuckoo Island

Postman Pat

Join Pat on his exciting adventures delivering the post* up to three days a week when he’s not on strike. (Not Mondays or Saturdays. Or Fridays).

* parcels only

Homes Under the Hammer

Discover how likely your property is to be repossessed by the building society this year.

Shipping Forecast

Scientific formula for cost of transportation and taxes when you trade with the European Union, correlating with the amount of stuff you sell. Fully post-Brexit comprehensive, covering the entire gamut from £0 – £987,000,000.

Doctors

Cancelled.

The Wrong Trousers

An hilarious look at Kemi Badenoch’s leadership of the Conservative Party so far. Includes the hilarious line: “Cheese is for wimps, Gromit”.

The Wallace Collection – Documentary

A new 12-part series exploring the allegations against Greggg Wallace. (Series 2, 3, and 4 to follow)

Saturday Kitchen

Cook along with Matt Tebbutt and guest chefs on the only day anyone can afford to eat.

I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue

A compilation of Kemi Badenoch’s appearances at the dispatch box in PMQs opposite Sir Keir Starmer.

Coronation Street

In which King Charles charges taxpayers £72m to put on a crown and some funny robes in a big church, prior to the reveal of the latest explosive sub-plot, where he’s discovered surreptitiously to be stealing millions from cancer charities, the RNLI and the Ambulance Service.

WARNING: May contain violence

The Traitors

Brand new contestants. Who can be trusted not to betray 68m people’s trust, backstabbing and picking off millions of freezing pensioners and WASPI women? Watch the tension build as the traitors see their chances of winning in 2029 recede far into the distance.

Shakespeare Season – Love’s Labour’s Lost

The ruling elite take an oath not to give into women of a certain age, preferring to freeze and starve them instead, whilst also pissing off employers, Remainers and farmers. A comedy of multiple errors.

Escape To Another Country

Coming soon.