Uninvited from King Charles’ Christmas lunch this year, Andrew has to cater for himself. Here’s the menu.
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Windsor Soup
Cooked Goose
Spring Chickens (stuffed)
Gravy Epstein Sauce
B randy Butter
Un-aged Meat
Baby Vegetables
Assorted Pickles
Rocky Road Ice Cream
Spotted Dick
Millionaire Shortbread
Roasted Nuts
Babybel
Chinese Takeaway (Heathrow, Terminal 2)
Mince Spies
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Diane Messias is a comedy/drama writer and script consultant, who has spent the last 40 years trying to be funny.
Starting out in theatre, Diane subsequently joined the BBC as a Comedy producer/director, and has written for and worked with many household names (no, not Domestos). Her production credits include One Foot In The Grave and The News Quiz.
Diane also has extensive teaching experience – comedy writing, screenplay and playwriting, standup – most notably at Goldsmiths, University of London, the Screen & Film School, the Drama Studio, The Actors’ Centre, and ALRA.
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